Members in good standing,
Last week was tough for half of the competitors and grueling for the other half.
Jody “Lone Star” Smith(2) defeated Ron “hum a bar” Bates and by association Ian “I’m working here” McPherson, 16-4 and 7-13 respectively. Nice job Jody, welcome to the Blues.
Alex “I think I hit my ball in the woods right next to you” Weiland beat Rusty “You did, but I stepped on it taking my stance so play it as it lies” Burdick 13-7 (at least it wasn’t 16-4). Kevin “Russ you’re too heavy to carry” Horgan beat Phil “oh well, another one down the middle” Sharpe 11-9, as you could tell it just wasn’t enough to overcome my lackluster performance. Alex and Phil move up the ladder of success.
Hans “I’m from Pittsburgh” Kjolhede pushed aside Steve “New Hampshire?” Giguere 13-7. Keith “I’m telling you it’s 2 topped 6 irons and a bladed wedge from here” MacNeal beat Brandon “Am I too young to drink Ensure” Brackett 11-9. Hans and Brandon live another day.
Allie “John Bonham” Perras beat the snot out of Kevin “I’m a drumhead, I’m a golfer, I’m a drumhead, I’m a golfer” Zephir 15-5. Who knows the loose movie reference assigned to Kevin? Anyone, anyone, Bueller, Bueller…at least he didn’t get beat 16-4, that guy must want to buy the league a round of drinks out of sheer embarrassment. Kevin “I’m here instead of Wayne” Riley took on Paul “Piker” Duane. Paul played tough but lost out 12-8 against “that Killer”. Allie and Wayne “oh, my back” get another shot at greatness.
Check the schedule, check your wallets and check on anyone who needs it that you care about..
Rusty and Luke