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Juniper Hill Special Note:COVID-19 Requirements we MUST conform to:a-All Players have to wear a Mask in the Pro Shop and at the Starter’s Box prior to teeing off – No Exceptions.b-Masks must be worn when purchasing from the Beverage Cart.c-League Members are not to congregate prior to their scheduled tee time in the parking lot or around the clubhouse.d-Social distancing Must be adhered to at all times.e-Members that do not follow the government restrictions will be asked to conform or leave.f-Cash will not be accepted for greens fees and carts.
We’re back on for the League this week. Please check the standings and the matchups as well as your tee times.Birdie Pool Action: Ken Crouch, Paul Dwayne and Ron Bates each recorded a Birdie last time out. Rusty is still on the top with Kevin Riley gunning for him in week 11…
And now for a musical interlude with apologies to Phil Lynott and Thin Lizzy
“The Golfers Are Back In Northborough”
Guess who just got back on Wednesday?
Them wild-eyed Golfers that had been away
Haven’t changed, still can’t drive in the fairway
But man, I still think them cats are great
They were asking if Luke was around
How Bill was, where could Rusty be found
I told them Blue was living downtown
Driving all the old pros crazy
The Shipley Golfers are back in Northborough
You know the Player that used to chip a lot
Every League night she’d be in the fringe chipping what we could not
Man when I tell you she was cool, she could putt red hot
I mean she could drain ’em
That time over at the Lateral Hazard 13th stake
Well this guy wound up and fell right in the lake
Man we just fell about the place
If that guy can’t swim we’re gonna leave him
The Golfers are back in Northborough
Spread the Strokes as though
The Sandbaggers are back in Northborough
Wednesday night they’re fit to be tied
At the bar and grill on Riverside
The drink will flow and bullshit will spill
If the Fellas want Top Shelf then they can buy them
There’s an Overserved Guy giving the rundown of his every shot
The nights are getting warmer, but there’s no time for that
It won’t be long till summer turns to Fall
Now that the Golfers are here we might could finish it all
The Golfers are back in Northborough
Warmest regards,
Rusty