August 19 – Game On!

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Juniper Hill Special Note:COVID-19 Requirements we MUST conform to:a-All Players have to wear a Mask in the Pro Shop and at the Starter’s Box prior to teeing off – No Exceptions.b-Masks must be worn when purchasing from the Beverage Cart.c-League Members are not to congregate prior to their scheduled tee time in the parking lot or around the clubhouse.d-Social distancing Must be adhered to at all times.e-Members that do not follow the government restrictions will be asked to conform or leave.f-Cash will not be accepted for greens fees and carts.
We’re back on for the League this week. Please check the standings and the matchups as well as your tee times.Birdie Pool Action: Ken Crouch, Paul Dwayne and Ron Bates each recorded a Birdie last time out. Rusty is still on the top with Kevin Riley gunning for him in week 11…

And now for a musical interlude with apologies to Phil Lynott and Thin Lizzy

“The Golfers Are Back In Northborough”

Guess who just got back on Wednesday?

Them wild-eyed Golfers that had been away

Haven’t changed, still can’t drive in the fairway

But man, I still think them cats are great

They were asking if Luke was around

How Bill was, where could Rusty be found

I told them Blue was living downtown

Driving all the old pros crazy

The Shipley Golfers are back in Northborough

You know the Player that used to chip a lot

Every League night she’d be in the fringe chipping what we could not

Man when I tell you she was cool, she could putt red hot

I mean she could drain ’em

That time over at the Lateral Hazard 13th stake

Well this guy wound up and fell right in the lake

Man we just fell about the place

If that guy can’t swim we’re gonna leave him

The Golfers are back in Northborough

Spread the Strokes as though

The Sandbaggers are back in Northborough

Wednesday night they’re fit to be tied

At the bar and grill on Riverside

The drink will flow and bullshit will spill

If the Fellas want Top Shelf then they can buy them

There’s an Overserved Guy giving the rundown of his every shot

The nights are getting warmer, but there’s no time for that

It won’t be long till summer turns to Fall

Now that the Golfers are here we might could finish it all

The Golfers are back in Northborough

Warmest regards,

Rusty