Sorry for the brief report, but I’ve been intoxicated for the last week celebrating the USA Women’s FIFA win over the Dutch and this is the best I could do.

Birdie Pool notes:

Mike L., Phil S. and Luis each grabbed a birdie this week.

Ian expressed dismay that his week 11 gross score of 37 was not enough to beat his opponent. After extensive Drunk History research I located at least 10 other instances where a gross score of 37 and less was still humiliated by an opponent. Most recently, was last years playoffs involving 2 guys named Kevin; I think you know who we’re talking about, and the gross was a 33….f-eBag rides again.

Check the scores and points and memorize at least one obscure players handicap as well as your own for this week’s matches.

Yours Truly,

Rusty and Luke, 

ps-Luke and I go head to head this week. The winner gets to enforce one additional weird rule of golf for the rest of the season.